Raleigh Cycles and Testicular puffiness!
My medical doctor smiled and told me that I was receiving body fat, cheers doc you happen to be slightly ray of sunshine. Fair play Im just a little flabby inside the old pectoral places and my tummy isn't what it after was.I was always like this, I used to be a match healthy and vibrant young man, then I had young children and leisure time was diminished to , properly nothing at all. Evenings at the health club were replaced by evenings in front from the Television dealing with a four:30 am begin and limitless rounds of the Teletubbies or whatever foreign, foam suited based entertainment that is certainly presently trendy.
Weekends walking in the hills replaced with walking around Ikea and my Sunday league footy, a thing of the past. So yes, I'm a little wider round the middle than perhaps I should be. "Can I have some Adonis pills please doctor" Imagine my surprise at the fact they don't exist!"So whats the answer Doctor Know it all" I mused, "Get a Raleigh Bikes and cycle to work".
That wasn't a bad idea. I worked around 6 miles from my house and we were getting into the warmer weather, "I'm on it" So I bought myself a nice shiny Raleigh Road Bikes. Never having ridden a road bike, nor any bike for about 15 years this was going to be fun or absurd. I was wrong it was neither of things, but it was painful. Not because I fell over after precisely 1 minute, not ever having used cycle toe clips before and not realising that if you don't remove your feet you end up on the floor but more in the ........groin region.When I got to work I examined the area in question to find a nice surprise, the beans has trebled in size, and gone a nice purple, blue colour. Great.
Immediately after a brief panicking session I did what all guys do and rang my wife. Is it me or do wifes omit and sympathy and replace it nonchalance and laugher, "These are my bol**cks lady!" I cried to be told to call the medical doctor.I did and was told to are available in so he could take a appear, "but your 7 miles from here" I cried with my only mode of transport being this evil skinny wheeled monster.So I peddled my approach to the doctors in tears as my massive blue balls scrapped up and down the saddle, me wincing with each and every stroke.
By the time I'd got to the doctors my left one had gone a plumb black colour and was pulsing, this is mental I thought. The doctor took one look a almost gagged, "What the hell have you been doing" he said, "Taking doctors" I retorted rather cuttingly.I was diagnosed with a congested prostate with the symptoms being brought on by me aggravating it. Well done Raleigh you may have saved my life.
Weekends walking in the hills replaced with walking around Ikea and my Sunday league footy, a thing of the past. So yes, I'm a little wider round the middle than perhaps I should be. "Can I have some Adonis pills please doctor" Imagine my surprise at the fact they don't exist!"So whats the answer Doctor Know it all" I mused, "Get a Raleigh Bikes and cycle to work".
That wasn't a bad idea. I worked around 6 miles from my house and we were getting into the warmer weather, "I'm on it" So I bought myself a nice shiny Raleigh Road Bikes. Never having ridden a road bike, nor any bike for about 15 years this was going to be fun or absurd. I was wrong it was neither of things, but it was painful. Not because I fell over after precisely 1 minute, not ever having used cycle toe clips before and not realising that if you don't remove your feet you end up on the floor but more in the ........groin region.When I got to work I examined the area in question to find a nice surprise, the beans has trebled in size, and gone a nice purple, blue colour. Great.
Immediately after a brief panicking session I did what all guys do and rang my wife. Is it me or do wifes omit and sympathy and replace it nonchalance and laugher, "These are my bol**cks lady!" I cried to be told to call the medical doctor.I did and was told to are available in so he could take a appear, "but your 7 miles from here" I cried with my only mode of transport being this evil skinny wheeled monster.So I peddled my approach to the doctors in tears as my massive blue balls scrapped up and down the saddle, me wincing with each and every stroke.
By the time I'd got to the doctors my left one had gone a plumb black colour and was pulsing, this is mental I thought. The doctor took one look a almost gagged, "What the hell have you been doing" he said, "Taking doctors" I retorted rather cuttingly.I was diagnosed with a congested prostate with the symptoms being brought on by me aggravating it. Well done Raleigh you may have saved my life.
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Rutland Cycling are offering a load of deals on Raleigh at this present time!Perhaps have a glance at this variety of bikes? Its worth a try! If not why not buy a Lappierre or Specialized they are also very tryod makes!